Twas The Night Before Elections

        Don't know who wrote this but it's pretty good. 

  

  'Twas the night before elections 

   
   And all through the town 
   
   Tempers were flaring 
   
   Emotions all up and down! 
   
   
   I, in my bathrobe 
   
   With a cat in my lap 
   
   Had cut off the TV 
   
   Tired of political crap. 
     
   
   When all of a sudden 
   
   There arose such a noise 
   
   I peered out of my window 
   
   Saw Obama and his boys 
    
   
   They had come for my wallet 
   
   They wanted my pay 
   
   To give to the others 
   
   Who had not worked a day! 
    
   
   He snatched up my money 
   
   And quick as a wink 
   
   Jumped back on his bandwagon 
   
   As I gagged from the stink 
    
   
   He then rallied his henchmen 
   
   Who were pulling his cart 
   
   I could tell they were out 
   
   To tear my country apart! 
    
   
   ' On Fannie, on Freddie, 
   
   On Biden and Ayers! 
   
   On Acorn, On Pelosi' 
   
   He screamed at the pairs! 
      
   
   They took off for his cause 
   
   And as he flew out of sight 
   
   I heard him laugh at the nation 
   
   Who wouldn't stand up and fight! 
      
   
   So I leave you to think 
   
   On this one final note- 
   
   IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM 
   
   GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!    
   
   Amen